Sunday: It will not be now… it is very hot and it is a day off!
Monday 7:13 - the first organizational activities of coup (prepared for 2 days) are noticed. Four tanks of BG army try to go out on the streets in Sofia
7:36 - one tank fails to get involved in traffic because of heavy traffic jams and street repairs
7:42 - the media are transmitting directly panic created by an attempt to get old tanks from the Military History Museum (on Cherkovna Str.)
7:58 - the museum guard screamed with cries "What are you doing, you, motherfu***rs?!" The soldiers trying to push the tank Saw T-3 Maybach, model 1940
8:14 - the media reports of a failed tank in the excavations for the metro at Cherni vrah Blvd.
8:26 - BMW 3-series takes advantage of a tank at the Sofia University's traffic light. The driver of the BMW is fighting the tanker.
9:02 - two army assailants fly over Sofia but one of them returns quickly to its military base because there is no money for fuel
9:15 - Boyko Borisov (BG prime minister) gives a statement from his house in Bankya and says there is no coup but will soon be under control
9:27 - New Television gives Gala's morning block, where a pseudo-carcass explains the wonderful effects of foot soaking with fungi in a basin of hot water and sea salt. On top of screen there is an label that soon there will be a direct connection with information about the coup.
10:04 – Army closes the airports and cancels all four flights for the day
10:27 - soldiers are going to invade the building of the Bulgarian National Television of San Stefano 29. They are not allowed to go inside by Aunt Penka and are directed to the other televisions
11:15 - the fourth tank, however, reaches the parliament and the soldiers around him start screaming at the building - "Give up, you are no longer our government!" But there is no one inside.
12:00 - groups of gypsies begin to walk around the tank with the words "Do you need that?"
12:03 - for three minutes the tank was left unattended and the gypsies take it into pieces and snatched it for metal
12:25 - the coup is quenched, Dinko's civilian patrols from Yambol convey the rebels, who are tied with pig tails.
13:12 - there is no evidence of a coup, nor of tanks in the streets. Boyko goes out with a statement: "Democracy wins! What did you want to bring the BSP (the BG socialist party) back to power? Do not you see that I am your only alternative? "
13:45 - Borisov is already in Gabrovo where he cuts strips at the opening of a new playground
13:52 - Valery Simeonov and Angel Djambazki say that because we do not have an honored army, we can not make a real coup
14:07 - so no one understands who's standing for the coup, and that does not matter anymore. The “America for Bulgaria” Foundation reports that Putin should be blamed.
14:14 - The BSP announced the coup as “successful”
14:26 - New Television starts a direct show for the coup
(please help me to fix all mistakes - with comments)
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