- What was Newton's second law?
- I have degree in Physics, not in Law!
Thursday 30 August 2018
Wednesday 29 August 2018
International transportation habits
There was a study. Different nations were asked for their transportation habits.
They asked a German:
- How do you go to work?
- With my Volkswagen.
- How do you go to vocation in your country?
- With my BMW.
- How do you go to vocation outside your country?
- With my Porsche.
They asked a French:
- How do you go to work?
- With my Renault.
- How do you go to vocation in your country?
- With my Citroen.
- How do you go to vocation outside your country?
- With my Peugeot.
They asked a Russian:
- How do you go to work?
- With trolley.
- How do you go to vocation in your country?
- With train.
- How do you go to vocation outside your country?
- With tank.
They asked a German:
- How do you go to work?
- With my Volkswagen.
- How do you go to vocation in your country?
- With my BMW.
- How do you go to vocation outside your country?
- With my Porsche.
They asked a French:
- How do you go to work?
- With my Renault.
- How do you go to vocation in your country?
- With my Citroen.
- How do you go to vocation outside your country?
- With my Peugeot.
They asked a Russian:
- How do you go to work?
- With trolley.
- How do you go to vocation in your country?
- With train.
- How do you go to vocation outside your country?
- With tank.
Sunday 26 August 2018
I am busy now
Mobile
phone conversation:
- Hi Mom.
- Sorry Johnny,
I am busy now. Call me after an hour.
- I can’t. I
am allowed to have only one call.
Thursday 23 August 2018
Praying to be white
It happened in 1930s in USA. Everyone hated black people and their lives were so bad.
A black family used to go to church and all of them prayed for one thing only – to be white. One day in the church it was a light from the top, and a God’s voice was heart:
- I will give you what you want. But there is one challenge you need to do. Near the town there is a river without a bridge. Go there in the morning, swim through the river and you will be white.
It was such happy moment for the whole family. Next day they went to the river. Father decided to swim it first. When he came the distant shore, he realized he transformed into white person. Great he was full of happiness.
After that mother started swimming. It was not so easy for her, but she managed to do it and also turned white too.
Next was turn of the older child, a girl. It was hard for her, but she managed also, and she turned into white too.
Finally, it was turn for a little kid. It was hard for him and in the middle of the river he started drowning. He looked to his family and called:
- HELP ME. I cannot do it.
The father responded:
- Die nigger, die!
A black family used to go to church and all of them prayed for one thing only – to be white. One day in the church it was a light from the top, and a God’s voice was heart:
- I will give you what you want. But there is one challenge you need to do. Near the town there is a river without a bridge. Go there in the morning, swim through the river and you will be white.
It was such happy moment for the whole family. Next day they went to the river. Father decided to swim it first. When he came the distant shore, he realized he transformed into white person. Great he was full of happiness.
After that mother started swimming. It was not so easy for her, but she managed to do it and also turned white too.
Next was turn of the older child, a girl. It was hard for her, but she managed also, and she turned into white too.
Finally, it was turn for a little kid. It was hard for him and in the middle of the river he started drowning. He looked to his family and called:
- HELP ME. I cannot do it.
The father responded:
- Die nigger, die!
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