BG Jokes
Saturday, 26 January 2019
No flu pandemic in Sofia, Bulgaria?
There is no flu pandemic in Sofia, Bulgaria, because viruses barely survive in so dirty air.
Tuesday, 18 December 2018
EXCLUSIVE: A coup attempt in Bulgaria
Sunday: It will not be now… it is very hot and it is a day off!
Monday 7:13 - the first organizational activities of coup (prepared for 2 days) are noticed. Four tanks of BG army try to go out on the streets in Sofia
7:36 - one tank fails to get involved in traffic because of heavy traffic jams and street repairs
7:42 - the media are transmitting directly panic created by an attempt to get old tanks from the Military History Museum (on Cherkovna Str.)
7:58 - the museum guard screamed with cries "What are you doing, you, motherfu***rs?!" The soldiers trying to push the tank Saw T-3 Maybach, model 1940
8:14 - the media reports of a failed tank in the excavations for the metro at Cherni vrah Blvd.
8:26 - BMW 3-series takes advantage of a tank at the Sofia University's traffic light. The driver of the BMW is fighting the tanker.
9:02 - two army assailants fly over Sofia but one of them returns quickly to its military base because there is no money for fuel
9:15 - Boyko Borisov (BG prime minister) gives a statement from his house in Bankya and says there is no coup but will soon be under control
Monday 7:13 - the first organizational activities of coup (prepared for 2 days) are noticed. Four tanks of BG army try to go out on the streets in Sofia
7:36 - one tank fails to get involved in traffic because of heavy traffic jams and street repairs
7:42 - the media are transmitting directly panic created by an attempt to get old tanks from the Military History Museum (on Cherkovna Str.)
7:58 - the museum guard screamed with cries "What are you doing, you, motherfu***rs?!" The soldiers trying to push the tank Saw T-3 Maybach, model 1940
8:14 - the media reports of a failed tank in the excavations for the metro at Cherni vrah Blvd.
8:26 - BMW 3-series takes advantage of a tank at the Sofia University's traffic light. The driver of the BMW is fighting the tanker.
9:02 - two army assailants fly over Sofia but one of them returns quickly to its military base because there is no money for fuel
9:15 - Boyko Borisov (BG prime minister) gives a statement from his house in Bankya and says there is no coup but will soon be under control
Tuesday, 11 September 2018
During a flight of airline Bulgaria Air
During a flight of airline Bulgaria Air. A flight attendant walks and asks passengers:
- Do you want free lunch? Do you want free lunch?
A passenger asks her:
- What are my options?
She:
- Yes or no!
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