Newton's second law?

- What was Newton's second law?

- I have degree in Physics, not in Law!

International transportation habits

There was a study. Different nations were asked for their transportation habits.
They asked a German:
- How do you go to work?
- With my Volkswagen.
- How do you go to vocation in your country?
- With my BMW.
- How do you go to vocation outside your country?
- With my Porsche.

They asked a French:
- How do you go to work?
- With my Renault.
- How do you go to vocation in your country?
- With my Citroen.
- How do you go to vocation outside your country?
- With my Peugeot.

They asked a Russian:
- How do you go to work?
- With trolley.
- How do you go to vocation in your country?
- With train.
- How do you go to vocation outside your country?
- With tank.

I am busy now

Mobile phone conversation:

- Hi Mom.

- Sorry Johnny, I am busy now. Call me after an hour.

- I can’t. I am allowed to have only one call.